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Midnight Express

Written by zacht at 22:11 5/2-2011

  Less than a week before turning Three-O team zachts Yaromir Gauk is expecting to blow out the candles from behind bars. In preparation for the Enzine Street Race Gauk was arrested by local police and transported to an unknown location.
  Still shaking, team-mate Juliusz Gajewski explained what happened:
  "We were training together and Yaromir made some childish remarks about my results for the team. I tried to avoid his famous temper and asked him who we should give a spot in our lead-out-train for the race. Yaromir looked furious at me and started to scream at me in a threatening tone. "You want Fuk?! Tell me, do you?! You want Fuk!?" At that point all hell broke lose. A couple of policecars came out of nowhere and surrounded us. Within seconds Yaromir was pulled of his bike and thrown in a policecar that took of with screaming tires. Before I knew everything was silent again, and I was left confused, scared with only Yaromirs bike as a silent witness of what just happened. That's the last we saw of him."
  Team manager zacht, who flew to Turkye accompanied by Mrs. Gauk, is desperate: "I contacted local authorities and explained to them that Yaromir was probably talking about our new team member Pepik Fuk. They just told me that prostitution is a serious crime in Turkye. They haven't given me any information about Yaromirs condition and location."
  Mrs. Gauk, a former miss Georgia, was reportedly spotted in a local bar together with Fuk.
  
  update: An hour for the race, Gauk was picked up by a mechanic after he was found naked in the red light area.

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Comments


Britcycles at 22:13 6/2-2011
  lol great article... blew me 2 bits!!

Onie at 19:30 6/2-2011
  ROFL. Hope Gajewski will max at a high av.

Greenride at 17:01 6/2-2011
  Lol. And to add to this embarrasing situation, Mrs Gauk did enjoy herself pretty well during last weeks boattrip of Royals and Greenride to the Torshavn-Torshavn race. Especially the second night in Arsi Portimo's bedroom she was unstoppable.

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